Bullies suck.

Seriously. Every time I go to school or work all the other sharks are making fun of me because of my birth defect. And when I talk back they jump me and kick my tail. If it was a one-on-one fight I know I could beat them. Common I have two mouths to bite with, but no, they have to jump five-on-one or some crazy odds like that that don't give me a chance of fighting back.

I am a two sharks.

Yes, I am in fact two sharks that were conjoined at birth.